I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize