if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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