Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Let's get the cat blown out
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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