Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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