Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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