i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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