I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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