My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I have aggressive nipples.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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