She announced her abortion via fbk
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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