Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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