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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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