K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
There are leaves in my underwear?
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