whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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