You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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