About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Farmville is her only friend.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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