Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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