Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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