margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I got her a Nickelback box set.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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