My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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