we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
