So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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