he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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