I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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