She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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