Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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