I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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