I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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