I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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