clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
it's like iHOP with fire
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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