I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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