Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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