You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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