they need to just BURY HIM!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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