I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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