I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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