she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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