By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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