haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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