? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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