i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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