problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
vagina is talking i cant
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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