Small penises have feelings too.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
this hospital has no fireball
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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