Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My bed smells like the plague
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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