Say something about gay babies.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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