I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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