I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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