If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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