Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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