I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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