i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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