Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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