Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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