No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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